Republicans Cripple the TSA to Hold Us Hostage
Republicans won’t let Democrats end long TSA lines. Full funding with no conditions? Republicans vote it down. TSA is their hostage, and they need us suffering.
NY Times: Stupid or Afraid of Republican Retribution?
The New York Times is infamous for minimizing Republican misbehavior. Are they stupid, unaware of their known bias, or do they falsely “both sides” their coverage to avoid Republican retribution?
Are We Deluded? Republicans Hate Pluralism
The GOP wields their cisgender White Nationalism against anyone they find upsetting or disobedient, attacking race, religion, Party, sexuality, and gender. They’re overthrowing America to escape pluralism and compromise.
The Truth Doesn’t Matter to Squealing MAGA Fans
Democrats are chumps, arguing nuanced facts with rabid MAGA mobs. The truth doesn’t matter to insurrectionists running on sublimated sexuality and frustrated rage.
MeidasTouch and Oz the Swindler
Dr. Oz the Swindler has drawn some memorable trolling, but MeidasTouch just pushed it to a new, delightful level of snark. I’d feel sorry for Ozzie if he weren’t, you know, a scumsucking weasel.
Democrats are Chumps. Republicans Vote Tribally
Democrats are chumps. We keep talking about issues and policies, quote studies and study opinions. But none of that matters! Republican voters usually agree with Democratic positions still punch a Republican party-line ticket. Republicans vote tribally. And they’re winning.
Expand the Supreme Court and Break Political Court-Packing
Trump’s reactionary Supreme Court overturned decades of rights. This was not the law. It was conservatives packing a very small Court. The answer is easy: expand the court.
Let Them Die. At Least in GOP-Land, Let Them All Die.
A mass shooting a day and the Supremes misread the Constitution to arm everyone. Look, I can’t care anymore. If the GOP wants a regular body count, well, then sure. If we’re talking GOP-land, let them die. Maybe we’ll find carnage bloody enough for even a Republican to say no.