All right, fuck it. Let’s do this.

Suppose we find proof that Trump paid Epstein for sex with trafficked young girls. And suppose we get proof that Trump knew when they were underage. Hell, go whole hog. Pretend we get video of Trump looking through a catalog of underage girls as he rubs one out.

Yuck. The victims are people, and this is both pissing me off and grossing me out more than I can say. Trump is just indescribably shitty. But go with it. Suppose all that were true.

Trump’s cult will shrug it off. They won’t care. I mean, they just won’t. You and I know that’s how it’ll work. Hell, half of them would gleefully do the same. They’re the party of pedophiles and sex offenders. Why else is every sex offender a Republican politician or a White Christian Nationalist Evangelical running a church youth group?

They don’t care about Trump raping girls. Never did. But Trump knows that, too, but he still won’t release the files. Makes you go, “What the fuck? “Why would he do that?” you ask? That’s easy. Whatever Trump is hiding must be worse.

How bad might it be? Oh, baby, let’s play. Maybe fake-rich Trump helped Epstein blackmail his actually rich friends. That was Epstein’s business model, after all. He’d pimp out young and underage girls to rich fucks. Lots of money there. But later, when they stopped buying as many underage girl-hours? Epstein would reveal the pics and videos he’d taken from hidden cameras. And then he’d suggest a new payment plan to keep everything secret. I mean, the guy reportedly filed his blackmail pics and videos with the titles “<client> with <girl(s)>.” Can’t imagine why he’d think that was a practical file-naming scheme.

Think that’s over the top? Nope. Look at Epstein’s sudden wealth. Or the <cough> unusual checks from his super-rich clients for nebulous ‘financial services.’ Or the literally billions of dollars in suspicious bank transfers. You remember, right? Those multi-million-dollar Suspicious Activity Reports (SARs) that his bank forgot to submit to the Fed as the law requires? Those ones? Why, it’s almost as if someone had the goods on a ton of rich banker dudes.

Or maybe Trump’s worried that we’ll find out that Donnie sucked Bill Clinton’s dick. That one’s in the released emails. (Hint: Epstein’s code-name for Clinton was “Bubba.”) But what do I know? Maybe orange-boy did it more often. Did you notice how the big (billionaire-owned) news media dropped that story almost instantly? That seems funny, right? Almost like someone had the goods on them, too. Someone in orange-face, maybe.

We know the FBI grabbed Epstein’s Big Box ‘O Blackmail Media. Did Donny Fart-Machine use that for a hostile takeover of Epstein’s blackmail business? Having the goods would be soooooo damn helpful for someone who lives by grifting people. Trump could slot into that role without changing a thing.

Keep going. Did Trump really rape and brutalize underage girls and threaten to have them killed if they told anyone? The recent Epstein pics show us Epstein’s vicious bondage ball gag, gross finger-fuck gloves, and his piss-sucking “How to tie up young girls” manual. Rope included. How about reports from survivors that they knew other sex-trafficked friends who were never seen again? Funny how that dropped out of the news, too.

We’re not done. Did Trump rape fuck young and underage boys? I’m just speculating here. Unlike the earlier stuff, there’s no evidence of this beyond his Bubba suck-off. But Trump is running scared. I mean, seriously, waking up to cold sweats, piss-in-his-Depends terrified. And if he threatened little girls, Trump would be highly motivated to threaten any boys even harder. Did Stinky-Butt order them killed afterward so that nobody knew?

I have so many questions!

And no, Trump J. Trump doesn’t get the slightest benefit of the doubt. First, because he’s just a goddamn liar. He can’t open his trap without lies falling out along with the flies. But the most important reason is that we don’t have any doubts. We already know Trump is buried in this scandal up to his shitty pubes and tiny dick.