MeidasTouch and Oz the Swindler
Dr. Oz the Swindler has drawn some memorable trolling, but MeidasTouch just pushed it to a new, delightful level of snark. I’d feel sorry for Ozzie if he weren’t, you know, a scumsucking weasel.
Democrats are Chumps. Republicans Vote Tribally
Democrats are chumps. We keep talking about issues and policies, quote studies and study opinions. But none of that matters! Republican voters usually agree with Democratic positions still punch a Republican party-line ticket. Republicans vote tribally. And they’re winning.
Travels with Rudy’s Dentures
It was wrong when that Staten Island ShopRite guy clapped Rudy Giuliani on the back. I don’t condone the behavior. But admit it. Didn’t you want video of Rudy’s dentures sliding halfway down the frozen food aisle?
Let Them Die. At Least in GOP-Land, Let Them All Die.
A mass shooting a day and the Supremes misread the Constitution to arm everyone. Look, I can’t care anymore. If the GOP wants a regular body count, well, then sure. If we’re talking GOP-land, let them die. Maybe we’ll find carnage bloody enough for even a Republican to say no.
In the New Civil War, the Union Might Lose
Consider logistics. If the Republican Revolution gets the middle states, that isolates the coasts. And the Republican New South would have arms , ammo , and extensive military manufacturing . The nation could easily lose a new Civil War.
Putin-Funded NRA Republican Goons
This should be harder to believe. Another damn shooter guns down our children by the dozen. NRA Republicans drone “thoughts and prayers” while pushing us to buy more guns. Is Putin still laundering Republican donations through the NRA?
Give Them the Historically Accurate 2nd Amendment
Another shooter guns down children by the dozen, and bloodless NRA Republicans gurgle out “thoughts and prayers.” Try getting historically accurate instead. You only get black powder muzzleloaders.
Bad-Faith Conservatives Are Just a Time-suck
What’s the cost/benefit of listening to a bad faith conservative? I want to know their concerns, but if I have to research everything they tell me, I’ve wasted my time twice.