Remember when a Staten Island ShopRite guy clapped Rudy Giuliani on the back? Giuliani said it was like someone shot him and described it as life-threatening, which is hysterical. That said, the slap was rude and I don’t condone the behavior. Touching someone against their will is wrong, and this was deliberately aggressive.
But admit it. Didn’t you want to see Rudy’s dentures sliding halfway down the frozen food aisle?

