Oh, Lordy.  Trump still feels inadequate about his election.  Again.  Why can’t he act like most conservative Americans?

Donny.  Just go out and buy yourself some big pistol, maybe an assault rifle.  Fondle them a bit, load and unload, then swagger in manly confidence again.  It works for all the others.

Anyway, while spraying more word salad at today’s press conference with the Romanian president, Trump swore that Comey’s testimony exonerated Trump completely!  “No collusion; no obstruction; Comey’s a leaker,” and so on.  He paused to insist he was completely focused — completely! — on jobs, trade deficits, North Korea, Middle-East (big problem).

But.  You know, while it’s on his mind.  Trump couldn’t stop himself from puking out another screed about how wonderful this Trump guy has to be, that he won the Electoral College.  Completely unprecedented that a Republican could actually win an election.  Never happened before.  Nope.  Not until this new, wonderful, superlative Donald Trump arrived.

Jesus, man!  Take a pill or something.

No.  No!  Stop!  We don’t want to see your Electoral College again!  Please god, just… zip up.

The rest of the press conference was Trump stroking himself as he repeated “no collusion, no obstruction” over and over, against all evidence.  He eventually promised….

Come on!  Does anyone really believe that anything Trump’s promises — anything — means squat tomorrow?  Come sundown, I doubt Trump bothers to remember what he said.