I can resist everything except temptation.
— Oscar Wilde

You know, Donald Trump is, like, the worst best friend ever.  He makes all his loyal buddies go out and tell all their friends he didn’t do anything, then the next morning, he tweets everyone about how he really did it.

I mean, what a douche, right?

Except….  It’s funny, but there’s one guy he didn’t hang out to dry.  Trump was perfectly happy sending out Sean Spicer, Mike Pence,  H. R. McMaster, all of them jawed their way through things that were obviously whack.

And yet Trump never threw Mike Flynn under the bus.  Not that I remember.

Flynn contacted Russians and lied about it.  Flynn’s lawyers told Pence and Trump that Flynn was an unregistered foreign agent; they were OK with that. Flynn admitted he was under investigation by the FBI, and Trump still hired him for freaking NSA!  Trump only fired him when the papers reported on Flynn’s lying.

Even now, long after openly firing Flynn for being a lying dog about his contacts and for taking money from Ukrainians & Russians, Trump is still in contact with Flynn — which is just as freakin’ insane as can it sounds — and Trump still .wonders out loud about when Trump can claim things have blown over enough to bring Flynn back into his administration.

What the hell, dude?  What’s with that?!?  Something exceptional about Flynn?  Trump’s secret honey bun?  Does The Donald own his soul or something?

I can’t figure it.